The Disaster Autist
- Past Work
- office jockey, pro actor, IT pro, bouncer, insurance salesman
- Politics
- Humanist Practicalist
- Philosophy
- Absurddhist
- Health
- multiple joint replacements, two organ transplants, sometimes skin cancer
54 year-old autistic human. Father of three. Grandfather of one. Movie production Yoda. Screenwriter. Nerdfaceperson.
Joined Apr 2022
: Gotta love these ads that sell products to people who have an increased likelihood of snagging the diseases they think they're too smart to get.
: a bit of "Blazing Saddles" trivia
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Led Zeppelin
All My Love
#cosomusic
https://youtu.be/vwFz3EThGMU
: Kamala Harris should post makeup tutorials online to show the GOP Emo VP Nominee how to properly apply eyeliner.
@DoubleAtari: Joe should appear from now until Election Day with a gag bandage on his ear, a different one with each appearance. He should switch ears periodically, too.
He should also challenge Don to a bottled water drinking contest where they can only use one hand.
: For my money, this is the best song ever done by Foo FIGHters.
#ProperLegends #CoSoMusic #music #classic
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: A housefly the size of a bumblebee (I shit you not.) zoomed into the house with me when I came in from the back yard a few minutes ago. Time for a bug hunt.
: If you're angry at life and the world in general and feel the need to blow up at strangers, acquaintances, friends, or family because you're not angry at them but at other shit...
: Okay. It's noon EST.
Time to go Do The Things.
Stay hydrated, folks.
: The Marines plan to retool how they operate from top to bottom.
Task & Force
confusion, amusement, and despair over vacuum energy
: Trae Crowder on someone he actually has experience with and got to know a bit: JD Vance
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OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥
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As of Tuesday 07-16-2024 at 18:00:01 ET, CounterSocial has NOT responded to any warrants, subpoenas or other formal orders from any government agency. Further, as of the same timestamp, CounterSocial has never turned over any encryption or auth keys to anyone. Neither have we installed any law enforcement software or equipment anywhere on our network or provided any enforcement organization a feed of any user content transiting our network. If this daily message ceases or changes you can assume something has changed. Users can always @ me with 'status' for an individual canary via DM anytime. For more info about Warrant Canaries >>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary.
: How hot has it been today?
It's been too hot to drink coffee or tea, and those aren't things that don't get put off lightly.
The Disaster Autist
- Past Work
- office jockey, pro actor, IT pro, bouncer, insurance salesman
- Politics
- Humanist Practicalist
- Philosophy
- Absurddhist
- Health
- multiple joint replacements, two organ transplants, sometimes skin cancer
54 year-old autistic human. Father of three. Grandfather of one. Movie production Yoda. Screenwriter. Nerdfaceperson.
Joined Apr 2022