@th3j35t3r Vlad thinks his pet is going to loose and wants to start mending fences.

@WatchLover679 No fear of catching a 2 piece and a biscuit, that's why.

I am as petty evil as any human but to do this right there on the stage is HOF level petty.

I wish she would of picked it up, tore it open, and sprayed him with it.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1818724810589192686

@th3j35t3r so what he is saying is they need a "Lets Go Brandon" of their own.

I got it

"I would like to die on Mars"

@JoyfullyDazed I think this is a perfect description of this situation

On the outside your Dracula trying not to crave blood, while on the inside your lust for blood is insatiable.

It is maddening and kind of sad.

@BillyBones Sadly still cant face the fact that they are mildly curious or actually attracted to them but I bet their browser history would scream it.

@singlemaltgirl I figured he is too scared to have the lights on

Tell us a woman laughed when touched it without telling us.

@th3j35t3r @TomOdell

Imagine this inner dialog.

" I think I will go mess with CS, sure its run by a world famous NetPen who can give me an unscheduled off site backup of every piece of digital data I have & spread my PerInfo across the planet for every one to see, but hey I got this."

Me: Grabs popcorn

@mcfate @SaltyVeruca @th3j35t3r @TomOdell

He has one of these with the pegging feature.

We are going to need to see this dudes browser history. I have never loved a woman this much or appreciated her skilled mouth to own a doll of her with a mouth like that, let alone ride around in my car with it.

@Razdawg22 @th3j35t3r That guy functions by riding Jean from Accounting with reckless abandon.

@th3j35t3r

I will take things that didn't happen but show something I am sure of $500

Me: That shit never happened and that guy has a side chick.

@Render @th3j35t3r Every time I see that signature I think of the joy it brought some Nun.

@th3j35t3r saw someone at my office bought this. I told them we need to see their browser history before I allow you to use that in public.

@th3j35t3r I would rather McRaven but Kelly would also be a good choice.

@th3j35t3r Of all the things that did not happen today this one I so wish had.

Talk about lack of situational awareness.

Every camera pointed at this megalomaniac.
KG- "I'm going to sneak this in."

DED

https://twitter.com/i/status/1814069662155727169

@th3j35t3r Same. I do believe in Karma, it always knows where you are.