@BillyBones @th3j35t3r That is pretty good also. and WTF is around the neck? Is he about to be drug down the street by an AMC Pacer?

@th3j35t3r At least the first 3 tattoo artist he asked for this were rushed to a hospital from hyperventilating

@th3j35t3r If I had to see it so do the rest of you.

Is that Trump under an upside down 48 star flag being saved by Kim Jong Un and Flavor Flav while Robin tells Batman he missed, tattooed on the back fat of someone who doesn't bathe regularly? FFS, I must be dead and this life is my punishment.

@th3j35t3r It's a trap!

I just can't anymore. People on X believing that the head of the most powerful nation on earth is having a medical crisis that is first reported by an attention whore who handcuffed herself to Twitters NY office door.
Me: Hi Universe, I'd like to place an extinction order. Do you deliver?

@kel I agree there is no choice, Joe at the end is a politician. The only thing more dangerous then Don, is the people in his orbit, and the ones lurking off to the side.

@kel either one of them is likely to end up stuck in POST, red LED blinking while we scramble find the code in the manual with full a depends. Which First Lady do trust to steer the ship to shore? It's not like either would resign.

@th3j35t3r The amount of evil High School me would have with this thing can not be measured.

@Alfred What's the illiteracy rate in Louisiana?

@Alfred can you say the Wendy's menu in Cajun ten commandments style?

@Alfred can you say the Wendy's menu in the ten commandments style?

@Alfred What did Jolene look like?

@th3j35t3r @Alfred What did Jolene look like?!

@MookyTroubadour @th3j35t3r The truth is I refuse to use one quintillionth of my allotted brain power on that stupid stuff. I'm in the please go outside, read a fiction book 75 years old, listen to some jazz from the the 1930's, have 2 fingers of Red Spot, a black & tan & a Cohiba. Contemplate using your limited time on earth to make it a better place for someone you will never know.

@th3j35t3r I want my $! This screams "Tell me your Fed without telling me" This person may need some attention at some point

@th3j35t3r Maybe suggest this. Type it, read it, read it out loud, post it. Not sure about anyone else but my drafts is full of shit that failed this test.

@th3j35t3r Hadn't used the old boxes we used for folding from home in a while but it still works.

@th3j35t3r

A rare look at Mercury

@th3j35t3r Didn't get me today Beelzebub.