Tell us a woman laughed when touched it without telling us.

We are going to need to see this dudes browser history. I have never loved a woman this much or appreciated her skilled mouth to own a doll of her with a mouth like that, let alone ride around in my car with it.

@th3j35t3r

I will take things that didn't happen but show something I am sure of $500

Me: That shit never happened and that guy has a side chick.

@th3j35t3r If I had to see it so do the rest of you.

Is that Trump under an upside down 48 star flag being saved by Kim Jong Un and Flavor Flav while Robin tells Batman he missed, tattooed on the back fat of someone who doesn't bathe regularly? FFS, I must be dead and this life is my punishment.

@th3j35t3r I want my $! This screams "Tell me your Fed without telling me" This person may need some attention at some point

A rare look at Mercury

According to X I'm toast. 😂 💥 🌎
@th3j35t3r
Looks like I will be sitting at the bar in hell today, a seat I paid for long ago. Stop by, I'm buying. First let me say that I enjoyed every second of my interaction with you. I also enjoyed every second of pissing off as many as I could. So long & thanks for the phish.

I'm sure I'll be fine but Marines plan for all outcomes.

@th3j35t3r I know I am old but never during my time did I hear this term. These LARPing Gravy SEALS meat beating to fill the void is hilarious.

@Alfred can you tell me where this is and when it was taken?

me when salesman tells client something that isn't possible.

@th3j35t3r LOL!!!!

I just heard a Project Manager over 60 tell someone he was going to email a document with all the passwords and encryption keys to the owner in a waiting room at car dealership over their guest WIFI.

me:

getting very close to Music and Irish whisky time.

Tonight's choice
High N' Wicked Aeneas Single Grain Coffey Irish Whiskey

"Aged in ex-bourbon barrels and finished for 6 months Tinta Negra casks, extra sweet Madeira barrels. Non-chill filtered, cloudiness may occur. Distilled in cork County in a continuous Coffey column still. Single grain Irish whiskey."

Music:
In honor of Elmo taking the bird to the next level of hell, welcome all the refugees to club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVYVLEnv_kM

I love these mass joining days. Its like adopting a dog who has had a rough life. Let them look around, it won't take long for them to notice the difference.

Many new users say they are overwhelmed with all of the features, but don't fret, switch to simplified mode with one click.

I asked it to write Fast & Furious saga about Twitter experts. Seemed fitting today.

I so wanted to reply that a
Neck-Romancer convinces someone to jump through a broken window while a highly trained Federal Agent was yelling "stop or I'll shoot"

@th3j35t3r He is trolling, right? One of these incels is going to crash that thing into some ones house while spanking their monkey , for sure.

@Render @th3j35t3r

fyi, verification didn't like block cookies in incognito mode setting in Chrome even though I had CS allowed.

Everything is just fine over there. Elon's got this. @th3j35t3r