theLimerickMan
Trump limericks from day one until he's done. And then a few more.
Joined Jul 2020
@th3j35t3r Gene Kelly is smiling down on this. Isaiah is Broadway bound.
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#536
THE LANDING? HE DIDN'T STICK IT
~ a limerick ~
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@process Well played, shelf edge labeller! 🤣
@jordicusmaximus That's an incredibly cozy-looking spot to work.
@Thumprhare @Killthorne Just needs an owl for company. And a boat.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43188/the-owl-and-the-pussy-cat
@AkomoCombine Nice to meet you, Hakomo!
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Rudy Giuliani {I paraphrase, or make it all up} :"'There was a guy, he was working with the Lincoln Project,.. yea , yea,.. and this guy see, he was also working with other groups that dont like Trump, like antifa,... so this guy, he brought them all in see, and it was the Lincoln Project.'
Steve Bannon: "So whose this guy with the Lincoln Project?"
Rudy: "I dont know if I can give his name. it came from anonymous sources, yea yea, anonymous yea.....thats the ticket!"
@GeorgeG Yeah, probably too much. It's good, though. I'm trying to write a book and Trump has been very distracting.
My last offering of the Trump era; also an anagram.
#534
DEPARTURE
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Sleep tight my dear CoSonauts. Get in the rest while we can. For tomorrow we ride.
We ride the datastreams and disaster wires. Our mission is to bear witness to history. Record it. Then judge the fuck out of it from our chairs. And maybe then we do something about it.
There's Fuckery afoot. And then there is us.
I shall quote the Crystal Method.
"Let us not forget... there is HOPE."
#533
SCRUTINY ON THE BOUNTY
~ a limerick ~
#532
AYE, AYE, AYE...
~ a limerick ~
My Pillow, huh? No sheets? No bed?
#531
CLOSET LENIN
~ a limerick ~
@mcfate You can take a bullet, but you can't take a leak.
@evamarie Busy offline, as you can tell from the delayed response. Trying to get work done in the attic while the weather is cool.
theLimerickMan
Trump limericks from day one until he's done. And then a few more.
Joined Jul 2020