I try to reuse vinyl gloves so between coats of poly today I hung them on my lathe tool rest.

Right next to the dust pickup.

When I turned on the dust collector, the nearest glove was sucked in. Somehow it got past the cyclone separator and proceeded to wrap itself around the impeller. Took about 1/2 hour to pick the pieces out.

Grandpa always said if I played around with power tools long enough I'd get my mitt caught in the wringer. I'm paraphrasing here but he said something like that.