Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

#dadjokes

Bob Marley & The Wailers - Give Thanks & Praises #CoSoMusic

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=sEzgH96nay4

Today I learned you can use disposable masks to brew espresso.
That's because they're coughy filters.😂

@Fiikus_goddess @stueytheround

Nostalgia for "Bring me Solo & the Wookie" LOL

@stueytheround 👀

So dang close.

I know that not everyone can, but if you do have the funds and you haven't already dipped in to them for a bit of extra support... please consider it.

#100PercentFunded
#GoPro

This time tomorrow, Bart will be taking his last bath ever.

It might be possible that the herb and salt water will soothe him enough to minimize his desire to escape, but won't be taking any chances, so I plan to remove his spine first.

That'll further reduce the likelihood to enough of an extent that I can probably forgo duct-taping the refrigerator door shut this time.

That is always one seriously impractical sticky mess.

Oh, here's some important safety advice.

If you encounter a naked turkey hiding out in the forest, try to avoid making eye contact. Stay perfectly still until it notices you, then back away slowly without turning around.

DO NOT use pepper spray on feral turkey carcasses. They will think that you're trying to season them and will quickly become enraged.

I'm including video of the last known victim to suffer the fate of a feral turkey encounter gone wrong. He lives like this today. In Montana.

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Floridians take note.

When I first put Bart into the refrigerator to thaw, he was a pretty stiff fellow. We could see part of him looking over the brim of his temporary confines, peering angrily at anyone who opened the refrigerator door.

Over the past few days, he has been slowly sinking ever further into the giant stock pot that is containing both his tears, and any possible leakage.

He has either accepted his grisly fate, or is coiling himself up for an unexpected attack.

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Calling all Nauts, Calling all Nauts
Be on the lookout for a little something extra to donate to the cause.
What cause is that?
The cause to fully fund CoSo during it's birthday month; and give a little extra help to th3j35t3r that makes up the shortfall.
Just 7% to get there, can we do it in the next 3 days?

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