Comment I saw about the mass exodus from X: 'fall of the broman empire' #CoSoHumor

#Trejo

New low carbon concrete out performs regular highway material while cutting costs in Minnesota:

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-low-carbon-concrete-outperforms-todays-highway-material-while-cutting-costs-in-minnesota/

Grim riding
Rain, sleet and snow
Top road spindrifts
And wild wind
No place for beauty here
Even the rooks
Wait darkly
for sullen weather
To rumble by.
Dismounted and
Vulnerable to attack
Wanting the smiling spring
And all the songs
of skylark in my heart
Not this whistling howl
Nor the vandals scowl
Hurling their sadness
Towards me in their rage
I'll walk my own way
Smile, even as the storm is blowing.
#CoSopoetry

The link will take you to all of them (and will also help you locate ploughs if you're in Scotland 👍😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

https://www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-tracker

Purrincess Bride
#Caturday

@ordenauta 'When Chuck Norris walks into a room, even silence bows down in awe.'

Just before I turn in for the night in my cot, I'll say I just re-upped my Pro for this month, and if you can afford the five bucks please consider doing it because it keeps this place running and special for all of us.

XX

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants.

The bartender gives him an odd look and asks "Hey mate, what's with the steering wheel?"

The pirate replies, "Arrrr.. It's driving me nuts!"

#ChuckNorris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom.

It's not dead. It's just too scared to move.

If you had $5 and #ChuckNorris had $5, Chuck Norris would have more money than you.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from #ChuckNorris

New York City once named a road #ChuckNorris Street but it had to be renamed when nobody could cross it.

#ChuckNorris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands.

#ChuckNorris threw a grenade. Fifty terrorists died. Then the grenade exploded.

#ChuckNorris's keyboard doesn't have a CTRL key. Chuck Norris is always in control.