#ChuckNorris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#ChuckNorris can speak braille.

What do you call a stupid Pirate?

A Pillage Idiot.

@stueytheround @JolieSaboteuse @th3j35t3r Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. It's descendants are now known as giraffes.

Record label wanted me to be MIchale Penn at a moment when even he wasn;t interested in being that anymore. They shelved the album. It's still shelved to this day.

@Skafish and I have similar story arcs, and like him there is a light at the end of the tunnel - I finally recovered the masters a couple of years ago. He's well ahead of me and has a larger following, and deserves it. ^_^

Put out an album on a minor label after getting out of my original deal. No promotion. Welp, that's that.

This is danged accurate.

I don't ask this often, but please do me a solid

and drop a follow on Games4Kickz's youtube channel

he's a great guy with a distinctively unique accent as only a German kid growing up in Ireland can have.

There's some mildly salty humor, but nothing worse than the occasional "Holy Balls!"

because #GoodNews, and I wanted to share it.

#FuckCancer

#Humour
#DadJokes

Save me coffee, you're my only hope.

Time to give #eeffoc and get started on the decluttering.

Catch you all when I need a break. Have a good one. 👍

I’m always careful if someone emails me and their name has a fada to use it. I can’t speak Irish but they are there for a reason.
Some fun examples

Órla (name) - Orla (vomit)
Tonóg (a duck) - Tónóg (small-arsed)
Anás (poverty) - Anas (Anus)
Cáca (cake) - Caca (shit)

Two antennas got married last Saturday.
The reception was fantastic.😂

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