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Random joke... had to make it...

(why, because I am clenaing and procrastinating cleaning)


I have a buzz of a ridiculously HUGE idea whizzing around in my head.
I'm going to need performers of all kinds.
LOTS OF THEM!
Singers
Dancers
Comedians
Poets
Ventriloquists
"TedTalkers"

anything, in fact that someone might stand on a stage to perform for up to an hour!
We're talking *world wide* across every timezone we can manage!

All in aid of

This will *not* be easy at all but I think you can do it!

Up for a challenge?

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For all the crap I took during my career as a music director, my biggest complaint with the "mainline" church is that they allowed the hucksters to steal the identity, just to chase a few of those dollars for themselves:

Have your daughter's boyfriends stand at the end of pictures so you can crop him out when she dumps him later.

Terence got home from his dinner date and was mortified to see that he had a mantis shrimp on his face the whole time and nobody told him. Sigh.

Dreich
A drenching,
bone soaking mizzle
Drip-dropping down the back cold,
Misty eyed with misty tears
And a face full of mud
Grit in my teeth
Grating
as I grimace down the hill
And there you are, my love
Dark eyes shining
As you turn and run like water
Over the golden gorse
Both shining like the sun
Like the only light
In my universe

one of my speakers talked about the power of giving in the arts.

in this community, as generous as it is, arts is not one of the things they like to fund.

peeps often think the arts is a luxury. but what do we turn to when we lose a loved one? poetry to speak to our grief. when we fall in love, we celebrate w/ music & dance. arts is the expression of our humanity, of who we are. it's not a luxury. it reminds us of why life is worth living.

what's the difference between Iron Man & Aluminum Man?

Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Man just foils their plans

Goodnight. I think we can retire, โ€œIt could be worse.โ€ So, I pray. I pray for all our neighbors who will be harmed by this wicked administration. I pray for Ukraine. I pray for all people of good will to resist autocracy, lawlessness & corruption. The Lord bless you & keep you!

Ok. It is not my birthday, it is my husband's 48th birthday though, and it is also theriantropy day!

Countersocial is an awesome community! And it is well worth going Pro.

AND you get access to the extra cool other features.

@NiveusLepus It won't matter how many times you say it's *** not your birthday *** one person wished you a happy birthday therefore you *will* receive birthday greetings. RIP yiur notifications ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’•

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Whose gonna win tonight?

@Alfred please list all of the official professional boxing weight divisions.

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