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If you boil a funny bone it becomes
a laughing stock...

That's pretty humerus!

So the news of the latest horror, gets repeated over and over. But the news of all the small individual successes and triumphs gets buried. We need both. Not to shy away from the horror, to witness it, but also not to dwell there. Celebrate each others tiny victories over despair and ignorance, is more than just encouragement.

It is the path through.

To be completely honest, none of them can remember exactly what that one turkey said, but he seemed like a charismatic fellow who tells it like it is.

It is a little known fact that turkeys also have elections.

This year they had a chance to make duck the traditional poultry served, but a little over half of them voted for turkeys on the basis of 'making turkey great again.'

They didn't regret their decisions until the very end.

Turkey No. 29.6 is much larger than the rest of the birds in the freezer bay. He was especially moved by the part about "being one with the brine," and is currently practicing his mediation so that he will be ready for his last bath ever.

Listening to speeches is hard for frozen turkeys, on account of their having lost the ability to nod their heads in agreement.

Luckily, the Morton's are very familiar with their condition, so they don't feel too bad when they receive zero applause.

Last night, all of the frozen turkeys listened to a pep talk that was held in the seasonings aisle. The keynote was given by Morton's Kosher Salt.

The fresh herbs were invited, but refused to attend because they're kind of elitist.

Throw down time. @Fiikus_goddess my meme posting is better than yours. Look at wombat twerks. Look at it!!!!!

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