Since it's Turkey Murder Day now and Turkey Murder Day Meals are about to happen. I have a funny story to share about my sister.

My family owns farms and raises their own stock, including turkeys.

One day, as we were trying to get a turkey back into the pen. She got tired of chasing a defiant turkey and screamed at it to stop. It did. Then she pointed at the ground like an angry mother and said "COME HERE NOW". The turkey did. I was amazed. Then the turkey knocked her over and gobbled off.