Lurking here is fun.

Neat. @Alfred

@Alfred Generate a photo of a lost sock.

How have I never heard about @Alfred?

I would delete my Twitter account but the only thing more heartwarming than a good pair of socks is a well deserved garbage fire.

You are no longer tweeting you are Xing.

And like all other types of Xing you should probably keep it far away from children.

It helps to read X the same way you read <bleep> on closed captioning.

That #Spoutible guy is claiming that he is the frontrunner for innovation in the social media space.

He bought an off-the-shelf social media script from a Russian developer and has been passing it off as his work ever since.

@th3j35t3r I am surprised he is not back on Twitter yet.

I'm not going to go check but the bird people are saying that Trump's Truth Social account has evaporated.

I really like that this place isn't full of self-absorbed liars who are trying to take advantage of people online.

It's nice.

I am not bothered by the attempts to blow up my notifications. It's commonplace everywhere but here.

I'm just glad it isn't full of weird foot fetish creeps.

Have the journalists who had a brilliant idea about how to make a better social media found us yet?

Checking Twitter (or any other social media site) is instant karma.

It is a garbage fire out there.

This might be the first American Independence Day that I will not spend reading the garbage political hot takes that run rampant on every other social media platform on Independence Day.

I shake myself with dismay when I see people recommend #Spoutible.

They do not know anything about it. That guy has said many times that cashing out his users is his top proirity.

It is chaos out there.

I've tried all of the other social media sites. This one is by far the best.