It is weird to not be rooting for either side.

Other social media sites are currently full of people hanging up their submersible expertise to become Kremlin experts.

@ecksmc The most famous person you ever heard of wears socks.

Give me a minute to buy an $89 Russian code base and claim credit for all of those comfy feet.

This place isn't for your hate.

There are lots of places for that already.

@DarksideStraxus You must have this confused for Tribel.

Go there. Be happy.

@ecksmc Socks can't do math either, but that checks out.

Did any of the notable accounts actually join there? Or did he spoof them all?

I just found https://doubtible.com

Socks can't laugh, but I came very close.

@CoyoteConscious They all have a TOS.

They're all terrifying.

The more I learn about #Spoutible, the scarier it becomes.

I regret ever registering for that site.

That dude? He's looking to bleed us all.

I have it on good authority that Clinton's Socks have absolutely nothing to do with any of this.

I keep tabs on the other social media sites so that you don't have to.

Trust me. It's much nicer here.

today is the day _______ became ________

tell me you're MAGA without telling me you're MAGA

They finally got him.

Pat Robertson: Jesus it sure is hot here.
Rush Limbaugh:

Smoking your socks can be a great way to sanitize them in a pinch but this is ridiculous.

That sheds a good deal of light on why I can't recommend #Spoutible for any reason but mostly it's that after months lurking on the platform I have found that it's essentially the worst parts of high-school all over again.