@sock nice user name
I have wondered if you know where your right partner is, but they are so often lost.
Your handle is 🤩 snazzy.
@CajunBlueAZ1 Me and Right were a perfect match, but then things changed.
I don't even recognize them anymore. Dyed themselves red and started spouting nonsense.
🙈 🙊 🙉 Oh no! Some dyes can’t be washed out with soap or bleach.
@sock Right Sock lures them off the cliff to 
No one ever DMs me asking for sockless pics, which is also nice.