Ugh. Unusual lapses in communication cause me to get worried.

Stems from when 17 years ago I woke up at 2am and my wife still wasn't home from work (she was a pharmacy tech back then). It was a really foggy late October night so my mind immediately thought she had been in a car accident.

When she finally picked up after my 3rd frantic phone call, I was relieved, but I was not at all prepared for what had actually occurred...

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