Saw a link to Oregon's laws on self-pumping gas. The justifications they use are laughable.

" The dangers of crime and slick surfaces described in subsection (3) of this section are enhanced because Oregon’s weather is uniquely adverse, causing wet pavement and reduced visibility;"

Bitch please, your rain isn't extra slippery. Go to a state that actually gets snow.

The rest are just as redic.

https://www.oregonlaws.org/ors/480.315

Guys. #Apple actually sells a jump rope. I don't know what timeline we are in anymore.

https://www.apple.com/shop/product/HL6M2ZM/A/tangram-factory-smart-rope-led-jump-rope

Perfect, the great USPS delivered my passport to the wrong address.

Time to freeze my credit I guess

@th3j35t3r
Yeah...but...that's way too many facts

@spacesloth @Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine @Gramdma2011 Is that sitting...cross-legged?

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine
1) I know it's true, had a coworker not get their visa renewed :(

2) I'm a US citizen

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine My passport has not. Submitted 11/18 with expedited service requested (and paid for)

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine my who now?

#CoSoPoll

Do you use an app, website, or both to connect with counter.social?

@spacesloth @Gramdma2011 @Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine He (I am assuming because of the feathers) is a good luck guy

@spacesloth Come February various Eagle Nest cams come online...those are always fun to watch

@Gramdma2011 usually it's the autochicken that gets me

@Gramdma2011 @spacesloth @Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine It seems I have been subscribed to Duck Facts. 🦆

@Usama_Backhair I think I have given up hope on contacting legislation ever doing anything. As we can see by this impeachment, no one will go against their party.

Its fucked

@Usama_Backhair That is such a good read and paints quite a poor picture of how we treat service members in the US...by their own bosses.

Then there is Trump who instead of pardoning someone like the 2 in the article....he pardons war criminals

@HedgeTrimmerKnight it just surprises me. They are fast with giving back your money when it comes to taxes...figure something where they aren't give me money would be just as fast.

@HedgeTrimmerKnight

I paid the money to expedite though. And on their website is specifically mentioned it's expedited and will arrive around the 8th

@mcfate well, picked one up to see how it works. Great price if it works as good as you say ;)

Also, one can never have too many grinders

@mcfate What about where the top meets the bottom of the loading chamber. That's where I get the most buildup

Interesting. I recently applied for a US passport and expedited it because I wanted to travel.

The official website says I was approved and supposed to get it December 8. It now being the 23rd makes it feel slower than usual for the government.

Am I getting secretly screwed or something?