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If you're suddenly surrounded by a circus, watch the lions, not the clowns to stay safe.

If corn is a fruit, bourbon is fruit juice.

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12/10 are as thrilled to help make sure there's pumpkin pie as Jett is.

It's worth remembering that when the enemy mobs all gather in one location, that AoE attacks can be very effective.

Noise-canceling earplugs that can completely filter out Christmas Music without blocking normal speakers. Bonus points if they can cover Mariah Carey's full range.

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13/10 would applaud Greta's sticktoitiveness finishing her yogurt when it's cleary trying to sneak up her snout.

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12/10 are as enthusiastic about cake as Latte is.

Captain Carrot has been super lovey-dovey today. He must sense I'm sad about having to leave him at the Vet tomorrow for his radiation treatment.

OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥

Ą̷͇̀l̵̩̓̕l̸̩͘ ̸̭̪̈́ť̷̝̍̆h̶̡̛̰̯̏͌a̷͕̞͋̂t̵̩͙͑̈́͝'̵̛̍́ͅͅş̴̬̱͝ ̷̗̊͠l̵͚̕͠ē̸̻͓̐͝f̷̧͙̀̑͝t̶͓̓͊̚ ̶̜̱̓͌́a̴͉͊r̶̡̩͛̀é̵̦̞͕ ̶̮̾ṫ̷̡͈̍ḧ̸̛͍́̊e̴̫̅ş̶̥̰̓e̴̟̪͌͂̇ ̷̞̅͊̚h̷̰͕͈͂e̶̡̹̜̚ŗ̸̗͈̾̇e̴̩̍͐ ̷̪͉̩̀a̵̡̱̐͑͝s̴͎͖̈́h̸͈͌́͜e̴͕̝̐̌ś̶͓̆ͅ.̵̩̉ ̵̱͊͑̀

The magnificent Captain Carrot. He's getting a radiation treatment for hyperthyroidism on Tuesday. He'll be emitting gamma for 2 weeks, so I'll have to make sure he doesn't get angry.

I have to keep him away from me, and that's gonna be hard on both of us.

Saw in a video today. Spread cheeks, not hate.

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