@yogapaddlerun <imagines battery pulled out from under the car>

@th3j35t3r At least Dorsey no longer runs Bluesky, or I'd say out of the frying pan and back into the fire.

@MLClark @th3j35t3r sorry honey, you only got two of them, you need to be sexier.

@th3j35t3r Gotta hand it to him. That's a good one, J. Digit-al gold.

@SteppinRazor I need an ancient evil cuddle.

@Merlin that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works.

@Victor I really hope his name is Anubis.

@Cosmichomicide Moody was a pretty conservative place back in the day.

@Lucky188 may his foot chip and shatter. (The damn Chief's kicker.)

@Qbae those poor kids. They're gonna need so much therapy.

@TheLegend_AZ @Render So Ukraine is going to destroy the armies of two despotic regimes. This sounds like a win win.

@Cosmichomicide OW.

@R3dH00d I'm using a lot of EveHome

@R3dH00d Apple fanboy. HomeKit. But all the new ones are capable of the big 3 with Matter. That way the next owner can pick what they want.

@Qbae It's more the walking upright thing. Horizontal backs work pretty well.

@JanetZumba_FalPals Yeah, by far. #politics

20 new smart switches and outlets is a chore, but a good chore. The electricians did a fine job. I just had to program them all.

@XSGeek We need to convince them all that even being around vaccinated children is a risk and that they should segregate into special schools...

So when they inevitably fall prey, they only infect the children of other idiots and not the folks depending on herd immunity.