Captain Carrot has been super lovey-dovey today. He must sense I'm sad about having to leave him at the Vet tomorrow for his radiation treatment.

@Keysalagain context is everything... And that's all because one electron shifted.

@northernbassist You can't follow me, that's a juvenile Gold Dragon.

@th3j35t3r A birthday surprise.

@singlemaltgirl I'm deciding between.

@Peacebird the fish, that much toxic waste will kill a pond.

@k_ratoncita Sadly, yes.

Happy Seventh #CoSoversary!

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Ą̷͇̀l̵̩̓̕l̸̩͘ ̸̭̪̈́ť̷̝̍̆h̶̡̛̰̯̏͌a̷͕̞͋̂t̵̩͙͑̈́͝'̵̛̍́ͅͅş̴̬̱͝ ̷̗̊͠l̵͚̕͠ē̸̻͓̐͝f̷̧͙̀̑͝t̶͓̓͊̚ ̶̜̱̓͌́a̴͉͊r̶̡̩͛̀é̵̦̞͕ ̶̮̾ṫ̷̡͈̍ḧ̸̛͍́̊e̴̫̅ş̶̥̰̓e̴̟̪͌͂̇ ̷̞̅͊̚h̷̰͕͈͂e̶̡̹̜̚ŗ̸̗͈̾̇e̴̩̍͐ ̷̪͉̩̀a̵̡̱̐͑͝s̴͎͖̈́h̸͈͌́͜e̴͕̝̐̌ś̶͓̆ͅ.̵̩̉ ̵̱͊͑̀

@Coffee_and_Salt Indeed, he is.

The magnificent Captain Carrot. He's getting a radiation treatment for hyperthyroidism on Tuesday. He'll be emitting gamma for 2 weeks, so I'll have to make sure he doesn't get angry.

I have to keep him away from me, and that's gonna be hard on both of us.

@YouInMyEye

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@EllyOnTheGo #breakfastwars resumes!

Wow. Who ever could have imagined?

#politics

Saw in a video today. Spread cheeks, not hate.

Really looking forward to TB spreading from raw milk. #TurdReich

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35091379/

@Iskios Ironically, they were complying with Roman tax regulations.

Mary and Joseph went to Bethlehem to participate in a census ordered by Caesar Augustus. This was ultimately so that everyone could be accounted for and pay taxes.

@AkomoCombine @Keysalagain I assume the Franks were wieners?

@BlueMan2 Never deprive your coworkers of kittehs!