THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

12/10 are as thrilled to help make sure there's pumpkin pie as Jett is.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

13/10 would applaud Greta's sticktoitiveness finishing her yogurt when it's cleary trying to sneak up her snout.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

12/10 are as enthusiastic about cake as Latte is.

Happy Seventh #CoSoversary!

The magnificent Captain Carrot. He's getting a radiation treatment for hyperthyroidism on Tuesday. He'll be emitting gamma for 2 weeks, so I'll have to make sure he doesn't get angry.

I have to keep him away from me, and that's gonna be hard on both of us.

Wow. Who ever could have imagined?

#politics

BONUS @DOG_RATES. THE OWNER IS DEFINITELY TRYING TO BE A BRIGHT SPOT ON A DARK DAY.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

Clyde licked the dishes. How was he supposed to know they were all clean?

12/10 say it's not his fault.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

Amelia doesn't know how to keep secrets, fortunately 12 of 10 would congratulate Ricky on keeping her mouth shut.

God, I hope this thing works.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

Cherry, 12/10 know the threat is real!

If anyone needs this, I'm riffing off @Jess

@DevinY1

Here's the 2020 map, so you can see what was red then:

https://www.cnn.com/election/2020/results/president

#politics

If anyone wants the bouncy I voted gif... it's from slackmojis.com It has an alpha channel so all you see is the bouncy button.

Ok. Halloween is over. Did anyone end up with circus peanuts?

I'm just thrilled I'm not a "normal" gay guy.
#politics

By normal, I'm pretty sure he means cis, rich and white.

Work is posting photos of Halloween costumes (not of coworkers).

This one made me laugh...

#FloodTheFirehose #potatoes

We, who are about to fry, salute you.

#FloodTheFirehose

If you truly want to terrify someone in a red state, here you go:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Buddy Antichrist for the GOP's "Christian Nationalism Wow!" campaign. #Trump #politics