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I've decided I don't want to be an alpha or sigma male. I wanna be a gamma male. One you don't want to make angry....

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

12/10 would buy a Gremlin-infested couch...

I regret not thinking of this a bit sooner, but one well placed "Free Ivermectin" sign could have done a lot of good. #politics

Look what came in the mail today.

I generally agree with @Stonekettle on this. It's not so much eliminating the filibuster but returning it to its original form. You have to do it publicly and you actually have to hold the floor until you can't. #politics

Evidently, it was a concept of an assassination...

#Trump

You must be worried. I’d be out of my mind.

Laughing my ass off with schadenfreude...

Face-eating leopards will *ALWAYS* find more faces to eat.

Ouch.

Needed that interception. 🐻⬇️

Hoping it goes well with the Chicago Bears today.

Team Unity, eh? #politics

The correct answer is “the lake,” because that’s too much toxic waste. h/t to @Stonekettle #politics

#CoSoCuties

Via @Stonekettle. Smart cookie... #gunviolence

#CaffeineClub

Heck, there's even a rainbow form:

Why hasn't some cereal company cashed in on Goku Puffs? I'm just Saiyan, it's an obvious choice. They'd be cuckoo to ignore it.

Confirmed transgender bigot confuses not abusing his child with "taking a child away." Someone needs to explain nobody took his daughter, she fled his toxic bullshit.

#musk #lgbtqia

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1834898659697098926