Super genius getting his 2 businesses shut down in the 8th largest market in the world? #musk

When the comic writer really nails it.

Trying to figure out his drag name…. Please vote in the attached poll. #politics (And yes, I’m slow with this…)

No tell us how you really feel.

#politics Do not subscribe to the NYT. Do not visit the NYT. Do not play games at NYT.

Mass deportation as a plan to increase housing. How can they not see...

He’s a self parody. #politics

I see... So the Amazon driver was driving at least 3000 miles per hour?

Paging #dadjokes

I’ve also gone to the bathroom in a single occupancy bathroom in a small restaurant. I find that a typical toilet can’t tell what gender you are.

It’s not rocket salad. @Stonekettle

God damnit, the media's "independents" are somehow always found out to be GOP...

https://meidasnews.com/news/bring-back-trump-cnn-undecided-voter-panelist-has-pro-trump-social-media-history

#politics

#DNC Bringing this back.

Are the Alien Romulus popcorn bucket and the Dune Sandworm popcorn bucket a matched set?

So they want to give Kamala the incumbent advantage too? Oh please, Oh please, Oh please.

#politics

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

Meet Jazz. 13/10 would never want her to stop giving puppy eyes.

Editors note: I'm calling my physician now because I need insulin to handle something this sweet.

@Stonekettle spittin truth... (and it's definitely a time to spit not swallow) #politics

Happy Birthday to the kindest person we know, @Minholkin.

Guess how I responded to this will you support me text?

#politics

I like this myself...

#politics

Next time I’m dragged into a service I’ll have to try this:

Damnit, I asked you to bake a file into my cake so I could escape, and this is what I get?