Shitter etiquette. Only on COSO 😂

@CherNohio: The term for it is "shitiquette".

@th3j35t3r

@thedisasterautist @CherNohio

The only thing more egregious than knocking on a locked shitter door is zip-lobbing in a urinal directly next to an occupied one.

Especially when there's a row of three and the other guy is on the far end.

Either leave a gap or fucking wait, or lock yourself in a trap and drop your pants down to your ankles to piss like a pre-pubescent kid and wait for some anus-hat to come knocking.

BUT NEVER, EVER use a urinal directly adjacent to one being used.

@th3j35t3r here to say: this is illuminating to women. We just fight over mirror access, if that.

@thedisasterautist @CherNohio

@LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio

These are the RULES. It's always been that way. It's ancient and justified. 👍

@th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio
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@InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio

straight men and their fear of standing too close or being "seen" when peeing will never not amuse me.

@sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist @CherNohio SAME! GIRLS, women have NO hesitation about peeing in front of one another. 💩 ng is different. But peeing? Nope. My generation squatted on car bumpers, it was totally normal.

@LaurelGreen @sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist @CherNohio

As someone who has spent more time living as a wild animal than as a human, I would like to say I am appalled at human bathroom habits.

I will shit in front of a bear, but close the door between me and a human.

@AskTheDevil True! We hikers know exactly what is protocol. Just check the type of leaf first before wiping!

@LaurelGreen @sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist

@CherNohio @LaurelGreen @sfleetucker @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist

It is important. Especially if you live in Australia.

@AskTheDevil @CherNohio @LaurelGreen @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist Do not wipe with gympie-gympie leaves.

@sfleetucker @AskTheDevil @CherNohio @LaurelGreen @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist

And that old Boy Scout warning certainly comes into play: "Leaves of three, let it be."

@BenA @sfleetucker @CherNohio @LaurelGreen @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist

Ha ha! I'm immune to poison ivy!

Bow to my genetic superior... AUGH! pollen! My sinuses are melting!

@AskTheDevil I was immune to poison ivy for decades, up until I wasn’t. @BenA @sfleetucker @CherNohio @InvaderGzim @th3j35t3r @thedisasterautist