😂 I love this.

The latest random song stuck in my head this morning was "Camptown Races." Why!? Whyyyyyy?????

I got my mom one of those CampSnap cameras and used Nimoy as a test subject. It really does remind me of the 35mm pictures I used to take of my first dog in the 90s. It should serve her well for her class reunion.

I'm definitely not window shopping online for ways to attract and feed crows. Not at all. Nope. Ignore those things in my cart.

But I don't WANNA go to work today.

My mom is on her class reunion committee and she always gets herself obsessed with the project. She wants to rework the pictures of classmates who have died and she keeps trying to get me to do it for her. I just started to try and now she's taken over and gotten in the way. And she wonders why I never want to help her with stuff like this.

No bag that comes into the house is safe.

#CatsofCoSo #BlackCats #McGee

Do I stay up way too late and read until my eyes bleed? Yes, I think I shall.

Can't wait to put my new yard sign out. 😂😂😂

@dratino Mine was so stressful that I just burst into tears because someone at home just broke my favorite iced coffee cup. It's that kinda day.

You know your job is rough when you all joke about things like throwing yourself in front of moving vehicles. 👍

Anyone else get the urge to hide at work???

You have got to be fucking kidding me. Is this like the new Spirit Halloween? So now he's taking over empty restaurants?

I love when cute little birds land on my window AC unit and look in at me. Hi little dude!

Such a good time seeing Eddie Izzard! Remixed versions of older stand-ups. So much laughing.

I'm actually pretty excited about this. Heading out to the theater now!

#comedy #EddieIzzard

I did it though, because they were also not even thinly veiling the threats against him if I didn't do it. So I became a werewolf and went on my mission. And succeeded. Then woke up.

Had a very weird dream that I did *not* like. I don't know what led up to it, but I was going to be turned into a werewolf to rescue some people. It was a very medical procedure in a hospital. The doctor came to tell me about the procedure. She offered me some pizza as a meal beforehand, then told me I'd also have to nibble the skin on my dog's neck, under the collar, to finalize the transformation. Um, what now? Gotta drink my dog's blood? Oh hell no. (1/2)

Oh Michaels. You get me.

#Halloween

@finkled that's usually the case here. Every time there's some cool meteorological event, it's cloudy. So glad I caught what I did.