My Herpes (my beautiful grey cat) wanted me to share this.

Tell me one thing - why do I resonate with this artwork by Doug Mahnke? Keep in mind, I have great friends all over the country who always supplied me with information ....

That Republican dude kept on insulting me about my Mom while his mother is still alive ... I had to do this. Fuck him.

Not many people realized that it was me who created this sign words. Yeah, I was, am and always will be cruel. Naturally, I was shocked to see my sign being mentioned in that CGI film. It was MY idea.

If the Infinite Library exists out there in some faraway location, I absolutely wanted to visit and stay for days or years.

My dreams finally came true. I was born in Richmond, Virginia. I always was embarrassed to see many Confederate monuments. They don't belong in public spaces. They belong to museums and cemeteries. I must praise Richmond for removing them after more than 20 years of my complaints.

In two weeks, I'll be anally probed for colonoscopy. I'm 49. It is my time. I think I have that pesky polyps. Dad, uncle and another uncle has it, too. I'm gonna be like Channing Tatum in this on 23rd of December.

My mood at this hour? And I like it.

One of my all-time favorite image of George Washington is this image - why do you think I love this image? There are plenty of theories behind this. Tread carefully.

We need to develop a film about ... Sacajawea. We have NO film about her. I'm only gay man but I always loved Sacajawea because the way she handled herself as a teenager ... when she suddenly met her brother who was the Chief of Lemhi Shoshoni, I bawled like a baby. When Sacajawea introduced her son, Jean Baptiste to her brother ... I bawled again.

Just want to promote this - this game is going to be very unique. Division III vs Division I, Deaf vs Hearing - This one may have everything.

Look at my Hrandma - she's such a glorious woman. Very vicious as well.

I want to visit Gemworld. A secluded, magical world where people can be different and learn how to get along with each other ...

This keeps going on repeatedly. One day I'll snap like Krona.

They are my wives - Blacklist and Herpes. Love them so much.