Today, I crawled out of bed, hung over, covered in rashes, got a shower, committed a war crime by showing my unpainted face, gave myself a confidence talk, put on enough warpaint to cover my FOREVER angry eyebrows, sat down outside in the chilly air without a coat because I needed to clear Last Night Quinn's hang over. Then told myself to try smiling: NO NOT LIKE THAT, QUINN! MORE SMILE! Awkwaard! All while spending my day scrolling the firehose of SoCo.

That's been my day! How about yours?

Do you know what I'm buying for Black Friday?

Absolutely nothing!

I often travel the world with little more than the clothes on my back and a little bag of necessities.

I am a minimalist extraordinaire! .... and that is not what I thought that emoji was, but it's hilarious so it stays. 😂

Reasons why I should always wash the makeup off before I fall asleep and not fall asleep in synthetic fiber robes! It may be comfy but so red and so itchy! 😂 😅 😩

I look like the sandman slapped me silly while I was sleeping.

So much for the simple drunken sleep-in! I need to get up and shower this all off and skin scrub my existence away with coconut butter.......... but sooooo tirrrrrrred. Ouch my brain........ 😞 Last night's Quinn thought she wasn't a serious lightweight. 😜

I need sleep. This has been a rollercoaster day of much pain, but also many laughs.

Today would have been much harder if I hadn't discovered CoSo yesterday.

I'm all cried out. I cried for myself, for people who lost pets today, who lost friends today, and who lost family today. My heart is with you. ❤️

I'm also laughed out. The humor, the jokes, the memes.

I'm thankful for you, my new CoSo family. I'm also drunk, and so glad I don't have to do any work in the next 24 hours...... 🙏

I found this song on YouTube, I think I will dedicate this play to the Republicans who lied to me and are destroying my family.

#politics
#CoSoMusic

Never again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckTkBY6t2Dc

What?????
NO WAY!!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?
My mind has left my body. It's sitting over in the corner going, "Nope, this AI thing can't be a real thing."
I'm drunk. It's not happening. I'll wake up in a few hours and it'll be a drunken dream. 😂

What have I been doing with my life?

How did I not know this addicting art thing existed? 😭

I'm sipping wine I can't pronounce from a glass I can't afford poured out of a bottle I definitely can't, graciously given to me by my amazing German hosts.

Cheers to CoSo!

And cheers to my ex's who had a good thing but couldn't get their shit together!

I may be getting drunk tonight. You've been warned. 😂

#CoSoMusic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQRjw94xtUs

Once again, I find myself listening to:

#CoSoMusic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fwJ8H5wWCU