Since it's Turkey Murder Day now and Turkey Murder Day Meals are about to happen. I have a funny story to share about my sister.
My family owns farms and raises their own stock, including turkeys.
One day, as we were trying to get a turkey back into the pen. She got tired of chasing a defiant turkey and screamed at it to stop. It did. Then she pointed at the ground like an angry mother and said "COME HERE NOW". The turkey did. I was amazed. Then the turkey knocked her over and gobbled off.
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My sister never did get Turkey Murder Day revenge on that turkey. It was a turkey with a mission, and a penchant for escape. It eventually escaped into the wilds, gobbling its way to glory.
My brother, fondly, nicknamed that turkey "The Punisher".