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Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017
Until we have a real emergency, maybe we can talk @th3j35t3r into having #CoSoCom play everything hashtagged #CoSoMusic.
My high school girlfriend Dernika Parsel. She was president of the theater club and had a tiny third arm from a partially absorbed twin. She had it removed in sophomore year.
To this day, I still miss "Pinchy."
I may have been happier not knowing how the sausage is made.
Watching The Godfather.
Still a brilliant film with one major flaw -- and this may be a controversial opinion: Marlon Brando is a ridiculous actor.
I'm now at a point where if this administration doesn't end with a zombified Charlton Heston running down the street yelling "It's made out of people!" I'll feel ripped off.
So, I didn't get a fortune in my Panda Express fortune cookie.
Dear Creepy, TV Crawling-Outta Girl: I don't own a VCR, so good luck trying to kill me.
Now I'm off to ride an old, rickety, wooden roller-coaster.
Ooooo... Neat.
Can't we all just get down with our bad selves?
It's more fun to believe everybody is talking about Zoidberg.
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@quickfics Those F'ers😂
My great-great grandfather Urethra Hermes Stoady (front row, far left) was a mounted infantry officer in the 14th Company of the United States Cavalry (The Fighting Horse-F*ckers). He spent four years in a Fort Laramie hospital being treated for testicle torsion.
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@quickfics not trying to be a hero or anything but I was in a wheelchair for three & a half years about 3years ago and I'm not anymore- am very active again. What helped me get out of the chair (had nerve issues) was first, 12 weeks of laser treatment-then physical therapy & water therapy which i do several times a week-still. alternating rounds of hot plunge then cold plunge &sauna. It's made a world of difference for me-- that &yoga. So many have disk probs but France has promising treatments!
My great uncle Starn Baisley invented the "Purple Nurple." My cousin Chensey discovered that wearing a slick velour helped reduce the pain.
Whenever Uncle Starn would visit, we all wore tracksuits.
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I really have a hard time seeing a downside to the deaths of Facebook and Twitter.
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Me when they bring donuts into the office
"Whatever you do, Mr. President, don't congratulate Putin on his re-election."
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@quickfics CA could be married to Louise Linton. https://counter.social/media/DNWr5ZsFqYKUGTxDr64
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"So, what does Baron von Ruthless do?"
"Ha! He starts monologuing."
"HE STARTS _MONOLOGUING_!"
— (the voices of) Samuel L. Jackson and Craig T. Nelson as "Lucius Best/Frozone" and "Robert Parr/Mr. Incredible" in _The Incredibles!_
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Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017