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my friend's kitty cat Frank doesn't have much time left. I guess he wasn't quite made for this world. animals are the best thing ever and they break our hearts.

Sometime in the next 24 hours I will favorite and boost a toot I don't particularly care for.

Will it be yours?

@quickfics @Vikky @PerpetualFailur I too am the feral, liberal, Russia conspiracy nimrod, AND I TOO SLEPT WITH TIGER WOODS! Wait, was that TMI???

If you've ever had a bottle thrown at you on Open Mic Night, you'll know humor is a terrible defense mechanism.

Is it weird I get upset when porn video titles and descriptions use bad grammar and have misspellings?

Instead of the last 12-minutes of Batman Vs. Superman, I am instead watching an un-subtitled telenovela called LA Promesa.

I don't understand Spanish.

Question: Does anything in Justice League require knowledge of the last 15-minutes of Batman Vs. Superman?

It's taken me a year, but I think I'm ready to watch the last 20-minutes of Batman Vs. Superman.

@quickfics

I think I tried that strain of cannabis in Denver! Pretty good flavor but made your farts smell like bananas

Being expert at the non sequitur is a dying art.

Lemon tree monkeyfarts.

@quickfics They ALL do. Why else would we put up with the disdain!! 😂

Spinal Tap - Sex Farm

Clip from the movie
youtube.com/watch?v=W-GAMvyRov

Full song.
youtube.com/watch?v=ib9Jz9iyde

Always enjoyable to analyse the subtlety and references in the lyrics.

I love the opening titles and the score from A Fistful of Dollars with all my heart.

youtu.be/rnSU_qq7owA

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