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Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017
And now: An American in Paris
Tonight I am madly in love with Ginger Rogers.
Watching Top Hat and everything is A-ok. https://counter.social/media/EZo7AzdrUJ7eTNDW84k
Like me, Max was a photogenic sonofabitch when he was younger and thinner.
Tommy Boy is everybody's favorite* movie.
*the intensity of the denial is inversely proportionate to the love for the film
Watching the White House briefing. https://counter.social/media/KDlKaGUUvrv9YPK_DL0
William Powell was the shit. https://counter.social/media/NxWcnJyc_fEu5kiGAjg
Boys have a penis,
Girls, a vagina,
It's not a tumor,
You give me angina.
Whether you're winged,
Or if you're just horny,
Come be part,
Of My Little Porny.
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My heart is a Replicant,
Your running blade has slain,
Your love washes me,
Like tears in the rain.
Igor was humped,
Blücher got neigh,
Like Inga let's have,
A roll in the hay.
Oh, for fuck's sake...
Thank goodness Rob Porter's replacement seems like a normal guy. https://counter.social/media/4hVFTLM7B3VD5mqYIbk
Max's favorite sound in the world is the school bell.
#DogsOfCoSo https://counter.social/media/oL49ZYTxxsKslreRvzU
I am angry at our incompetent president! Wait...
No, it's a Tide commercial.
This movie poster is just fucking terrible. https://counter.social/media/URuOYbVt4fZd-AEVnPw
Sandy Duncan sure liked her goddamned Wheat Thins.
quickfics🍌🐕 👈
Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017