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Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017
That was a rough few hours.
My sister gives the best birthday presents.
A button was accidentally pushed. Ajit Pai carries around a comically large coffee cup. You do the math.
But he was really looking forward to meeting the Burger King.
What would happen to Trump's brain if Fox News were to have technical difficulties for more than a few seconds?
Lord knows Oregon isn't perfect, but Motor Voter and vote-by-mail are baller.
"Would you be my John Wick?"
"Yes. Yes I would."
Oh, boy, has he lost it.
CC: @Monzter https://counter.social/media/tNni-HEzEn5mBkS4OKY
The U.S. GOP is aware they are the bad guys, right?
Hey, DNC, may I suggest this design for your new membership cards:
CC: @lordrochestersmonkey https://counter.social/media/aVjKPJBv6mLe-s-X9M0
Oh, DNC... And you were doing so well...
I know you can't use green or red, but there are still a bunch of nice colors left over that aren't these.
You missed Max. He missed you.
#DogsOfCoSo
https://counter.social/media/shRRgFsrKDxLyRRJDtY
Why can't they be Nude Bombs? https://counter.social/media/XKz0mb-PuDMCBkitgY4
The only reason the shittiest Dairy Queen in the world is still open is we have legalized marijuana. https://counter.social/media/Axbc9HnSJ9D-XBxU3b8
I love D&D, weed, and Jesus.
Is it weird I think Helvetica is sexy?
And they're like,
Its better than yours... https://counter.social/media/DRsgxJnQ14kll9jkIDs
quickfics🍌🐕 👈
Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017