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Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017
MS-13 doesn't seem so tough. https://counter.social/media/PUMpm38O51ZSGIb8yT0
My sister doesn't believe in ghosts, which makes it okay for me to subtly add them to her computer wallpaper whenever I am over. https://counter.social/media/Eg3gTCVBsTNKtuFZn_g
President Donald J. Trump and Stephen Miller confer with West Wing speech-writers, finalizing the State of the Union. https://counter.social/media/tqbSPTMbYtmFRCoIbHM
Steve Wynn is slowly turning inside-out.
The wily slipper hadn't a chance against this savage beast. Look upon Max standing majestically over his kill.
#DogsOfCoSo
Trump could totally turn around his terrible poll numbers if he would just hang out with more animals. People love animals.
Ready at the switch.
Happy birthday Pennycat. I don't know what I would do without your ennui.
#CatsOfCoSo
You know who doesn't have a DUI arrest? Haiti.
So the U.S. president doesn't have Alzheimer's. He's simply a sociopath. Yay!
Google nailed my museum doppelgänger.
And now we'll hear from the President's dentist...
Is Ronny Jackson really a rear admiral, or does that just mean he specializes in talking out of his ass?
I may not know much, but I do know I don't want my toilet glowing like it's the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
quickfics🍌🐕 👈
Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome sufferer
Uncle Bubba
Joined Nov 2017