I lied, we're having a ska day, not a spa day. Here's your trumpet.

So hilarious to see all those ninnies wearing gauze on their ears at the RNC. #VoteBlue2024

Indeed.

Every now and then, I would like a mutual limb enclosure.

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It's sad when family unfriends family because of something so trivial as politics or religion. We're all entitled to our own beliefs (or lack thereof). Just let us be.

Update from last night. One of my aunts (my transphobe uncle's sister) unfriended me after basically saying she didn't know who I was anymore, calling me a keyboard warrior. I had another aunt unfriend me on Thanksgiving last year due to a really long post I made about how I was tired of my family interfering with my lifestyle (I'm poly and pansexual). Two down, quite a few to go. Thank you all for your support and love in all of this mess.

Well, it finally happened. My uncle commented on a post I made a couple of hours ago on Facebook, telling me how much he despises me. This is the uncle who is a transphobe and threatened to slap me and disown me during the last election.

"Now we are all sons of bitches."

—Kenneth Bainbridge to Robert Oppenheimer
July 16th, 1945

https://apnews.com/article/today-in-history-california-united-states-jd-salinger-29f64d64db5f39003f81d63b909514d4

Even this traffic cone has had enough of this shit.

Blessed are the fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.

I'm going to create a children's workshop where they can bring their stuffed toys and completely cover them in gold leaf. I'll call it Gild-A-Bear.

Agreed. "god" sucks.

No bones about it, the Colorado Renaissance Festival was absolutely incredible again!

Found this kick ass leather book cover at the Colorado Renaissance Festival. Unfortunately, I promised myself I wouldn't buy any more journals until I fill up the ones I already have (7 blank ones on my bookshelf 😁)

Time for the Colorado Renaissance Festival

MAGA: Make Assholes Go Away.

I'm going to form a punk rock band at my local warehouse club. I'll call it Panic! at the Costco.

So apparently, Alec Baldwin's trial was dismissed.

https://sentinelcolorado.com/nation-world/nation/alec-baldwin-weeps-in-court-as-judge-announces-involuntary-manslaughter-case-is-dismissed-midtrial/

Who is Granny Smith, and where the hell is she getting all these damn apples? 🍏🍏🍏