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My buddy Puck must have missed me today. He gives ZERO fucks. (or PUCKS, if you will) #catsofcoso

It is in dreams that I have known the real clutch of stark, hideous, maddening, paralyzing fear. My infant nightmares were classics, and in them there is not an abyss of agonizing cosmic horror that I have not explored. I don't have such dreams now—but the memory of them will never leave me. It is undoubtedly from them that the darkest and most gruesome side of my fictional imagination is derived.

—H.P. Lovecraft

@POOetryma we WERE until I grew my brain back after 40+ years of religious and political indoctrination and I started to think for myself.

Well, I have now had three relatives (two aunts and an uncle) unfriend me on Facebook due to my political/religious views.

No sweat off of my back.

Quite so.

Oh FFS. This shit is spreading.

https://apnews.com/article/transgender-health-abortion-nebraska-supreme-court-62a1022df835adc6697f5c96b8a35c16

The only problem with "an eye for an eye" is that everyone eventually ends up blind.

I must be doing really well with my finances. My bank keeps sending me letters in the mail saying my account is outstanding.

Yes.

@Jorro @LlamaMountainStudioArts @ps9714 with his monotone way of talking he sounds like a damn robot 🤖

@singlemaltgirl somehow the post got deleted anyway

#atheism #atheist

When you try to reason with a Republican and/or Christian. 👇

The world is a giant cookie jar. The countries are the cookies, and the people are the crumbs. I happen to be one of the chocolate chips.

If the devil has a pitchfork, and the Grim Reaper has a scythe, is agriculture a big business in the underworld?

A panic attack is the evil twin of an orgasm.

I just asked myself if I was crazy and we all said no.

Over the years I've known people that had so many brooms up their asses that if they leaned against the wall they'd be a cleaning closet.

I lied, we're having a ska day, not a spa day. Here's your trumpet.