One time I went to buy a pair of shoes. I walked into the shoe store and I said to the guy, "I need a size 12." He told me to wait and went in the back for a minute. Then he came back out and said "I don't have a 12 but I have an 11." I said "Well thank goodness for that, because while you were back there my toes got severed off."
@postal_poet
I went to buy a shirt
They asked my size
Extra medium