Definition:
Politics.
Poli -- many
Tics -- blood sucking parasites

#humor #humour

I have a box of Swiss Miss. The directions leave a bit to be desired. All for multiple servings, the smallest of which is 3/4 cup of mix to 1 quart of water/milk.

Not sure what a fourth of 3/4 cup works out to in tea or tablespoons.

I remember visiting someone who took a casserole out of the oven, took it out to the garage, then placed it on a trash can that sat right next to a small table on which rested a cat's not recently scooped litter box. mmmm. Dinner! 🤢

I prefer calling her Harris instead of Kamala. It feels more respectful to me. No one in media calls #Trump Donald. #politics

George has his heartworm, flea, & tick meds taken care of for another month. 👍#DogsOfCoSo

Was watching a British genealogy program. This stat blew my mind. In the 1890s one third of elderly people in Britain were in workhouses.

Close relative was saying the guy who shot at Trump was an ultra liberal. Aaargh. There was another complete distortion about something else too.🤔

Saw interview with woman who worked at Texas Schoolbook Depository on date of Kennedy assassination. Her desk on the 2nd floor was directly below where Oswald shot from on 6th. She went out to see the parade. She was right by the Stemmons Freeway sign that blocks view of the first shot on the Zapruder film. Saw everything. Knew Oswald. Said there were 3 shots, all from the direction of where she worked. Also said news reports about Oswald were all accurate to who she knew.

I wish the flag icon for reporting a post was on the far bottom right, away from everything else. I am constantly hitting it by accident.

Started to write a thread and decided nope.

@AskTheDevil How satany IS your poo?

...and yes it is worded correctly.

#humor #humour
I still haven't worked out if this is accurately worded!😄

Good afternoon industrious CoSoNauts! 🌞🏞️