Phil Johnson
Comedian, Musician, mediocre yet ambitious cook. Check out the new single "Kitties and Boobs" https://linktr.ee/philjohnsoncomedy
Joined Apr 2022
The shortest concept album of all time - coming January 6th!
(Turn your sound on for a sample...)
Putin's favorite song has to be "It's Raining Men", right?
One last little #Xmas song "The Day After Christmas" - track 4 on this EP. https://fanlink.to/ittybittymulti
Nicely sums up the woozy "Now we have to clean up" feeling of the day after a big holiday.
Coming January 6th - Do You Believe In Tragic?
The shortest concept album of all time.
A darkly funny story of a torrid love affair, domestic boredom, an extravagant crime spree, the big breakup... and then things really goes off the rails.
Jesus... The ultimate nepo baby.
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Gifts.
So, today, this day, think of a musician or two whose music you cherish, whose gift has touched your life and helps you live it. Find their website. Find their BandCamp. Find the “donate” button on their Spotify. And give back not-nothing. It might help them put food on the table. It will help them feel the radiance we all live for — the sense that we matter, that we belong in the great scheme of beauty and understanding.
I’ll put a trigger warning on this one. https://link.roadsideattraction.com/rudolph
In 2013, when I released Rudolph The Blood-Soaked Reindeer, mass shootings weren’t a near-daily occurrence like now. So listen to this one in the spirit of “Geez, Phil has a dark sense of humor. But he can’t tell the future.”
This one falls under “darkly funny”. So if you’re up for a Rudolph song that includes references to Breaking Bad, Silence of the Lambs, and the old Rankin-Bass Christmas specials, dig in.
I never say this, but I'm glad I'm not on the road performing this week.
Stay warm out there, friends.
Zelenskyy is an amazing man for many reasons. And for me, the topper is that he's found a way to be the leader of a nation and never wear a suit and tie. Legend.
Peace, joy, brotherhood, yadda, yadda... There's one word that really sums up the holiday season.
Check out the song at https://link.roadsideattraction.com/gimme
Is "lounge punk" a thing? It is here.
Here's my sense of humor... I just heard a soft piano ballad version of "The Final Countdown" by Europe and it made me laugh out loud.
Heading out to spend some gift cards at a high end Brazilian steakhouse. Or as I call it ... Going to Meat Church.
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And my Team Philogelos members are also getting, outtakes from the cover art shoot, the full story of how we came to do this song, and the livestream we did to celebrate the release.
Not a member of Team Philogelos yet? It's free to join. https://team.philjohnsoncomedy.com/join
My pal Dave Leon and I released a cover of this beautiful Foxtails Brigade song last year. Give it a listen at https://link.roadsideattraction.com/notxmasmood
This is the song that got us banned from ever playing Christmas in the Park in San Jose, CA again. https://link.roadsideattraction.com/whatsantawants
Remember 2020 when everyone got their wish of "I wish I never had to leave my house again"?
Here's the Xmas song I released that year. https://link.roadsideattraction.com/santaworkinghome
Phil Johnson
Comedian, Musician, mediocre yet ambitious cook. Check out the new single "Kitties and Boobs" https://linktr.ee/philjohnsoncomedy
Joined Apr 2022