4: Heating costs are rising.
Chimneys are through the roof!

3: The Himalayan Sasquatch is often misidentified.

Yeti carries on.

The more you weigh, the harder is is for you to be kidnapped.

Stay safe and eat cake.

2: My neighbour puts manure on his rhubarb.
I prefer custard.

1: I learned how to make desserts at Sundae School.

4: My friend used to always say "Pints! Litres! Gallons!".
That spoke volumes.

3: Cows have hooves because they lactose.

I had a shower this morning, hobbled into the rainromm using a crutch. With that duty done I headed back to the bedroom to get dressed. With that done I looked for the crutch. Nowhere to be seen. I had managed to walk the 8 metres from the rainroom to the bed without remembering that I should be using it.

Tomorrow was going to be another Men's Shed day,
where l'd have support from friends but there'll be no
electrical power at the venue so that's no go.
Maybe instead I can do two batches of physio exercises, one in the morning and one in the
afternoon to compensate for skipping them today.

Maybe.

I should do my physio exercises for today but
depression, pain and extreme anxiety are making it
impossible once again. I'm crying again and I haven't
slept well over the last two nights. I can't envisage
much sleep tonight either. I'm dehydrated, not hungry
and not fucking caring at all. Fuck the world.

I refuelled my car today. For the first time since February 20th.

Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43 though his rival Fahrenheit was
convinced he was 109...

Did you know the actor Yul
Brynner was a life long
Liverpool fan and he never wore aftershave in his life.

That's right

Yul never wore cologne.

Chuck Norris admitted to
using stunt doubles in his movies, but only for the crying parts.

Until a couple of months ago, I had a pair of white 1st gen Apple HomePods as a stereo pair with my Apple TV. Then one failed, stopped working completely. When I came back home from hospital, I had to use just a single HomePod, not an ideal home theater setup. Two days ago i bought a pair of Apple refurbished Midnight 2nd gen HomePods and they arrived yesterday.
The sound is great again, esp when I access my Apple Music on the Apple TV.

Birds of a feather flock together, except for seagulls.

They run. They run so far away.

2: DONOR Cards are a rip off!!! You can’t get a discount on a kebab anywhere with one.

1: Cannot believe my joke about the Apple iMac was deleted.
Seems it’s not PC...

4: Dyslexia is what happens when you allow people suffering from the disorder to name it themselves.

3: Strike a chord with everyone you meet by always carrying a guitar with you.

I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They
ricocheted off each other and I can't find either anymore.

2: I'm retired.
I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

1: I was considering a mountain climbing trip in France, but I don't have a great Pyrenees anymore.

4: A comb can be a great parting gift.

3: The harpsichord.

The affordable piano alternative for the baroque musician.

2: What l if told you
You the read first line wrong?
Same the with second line
And also the third...

1: When I was a kid my family's menu consisted of two choices:

Take it or leave it.

4: Wifi is actually the plural form. The singular is wifus.

3: Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because
Americans are getting taller.

Manufacturers claim it's due to
climb it change.