Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

A friend brought a few things from my place, clothing, a working phone charger and, more importantly, a box fan which is working nicely. This is an older hospital building and has very poor air conditioning. We expect 38°C today (100°F) and virtually the same for the next two days.

2: Ever since my neighbours got a garden deck, all they do is go on about what they can do with it.
So I reported them to the police, for talking about terrace activities.

1: The Institute for Unfinished Research has found that 6 out of 10 people…

4: The skill needed for perfect origami is increasing.

3: Today's Trivia Fact:
Tall people sleep longer in bed.

AFAIK, the pink is from the antiseptic used to flush out the knee joint. They found a bacterial infection.

My sister is a retired pharmacist. She says it’s fine to combine colchecine with Indomethacin, my preferred NSAID.

I have severe gout (uric acid crystals in the knee joint) or pseudogout (calcium crystals). Now trying to persuade the medical staff that colchecine CAN be used with NSAID anti inflammatories.

Black Friday has failed me.

I ordered Four Kindles off Amazon, and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.

Koi fish always travel in groups of four. If attacked, Koi A, B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi.

The pain just won’t stop. Kill me now.

Such fun. It the internal waiting room at the Emergency wing of the hospital nearest to home. My left knee is virtually useless and can’t bear weight. I can’t bear the pain so the ambulance service arranged for a taxi to take me here. Incredible agony.

2: I couldn't find a parking spot at work today...
So I went home. Looks like they had enough people.

1: Leather is rated by texture.
Cows with abundant water usually have softer hides and get rated A.
Cows living in dry climates are usually D-hide rated.

Here’s a list of ten scientific discoveries that were later proven wrong using religion:
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I was watching a show for about 10 minutes, and this lady was listing all of these great things to do for fun.
Then I realised that it's one of the religious channels, and she was reading a list of sins.

I found a chip shop that serves fish and chips on photocopier paper.
It's a little plaice on the A4……

2: Just bought 50 litres of tippex ... big mistake.

1: To save money on electricity, l've wired the toaster and the electric blanket together.
Now I keep popping out of bed.

4: Just a warning; if you’re buying a watch on Amazon. I learned the way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can swim without it.

3: Be a step ahead of the electric vehicle and more environmentally friendly by driving an acoustic car.

Meeting my youngest sister later today to jazz up our parents' headstone. Today is the 2nd anniversary of Mum's passing.

2: I've just attended a training course to learn about the most effective way of creating tunnels.
It was boring.

1: The difference between hardware and software: "Software is something you swear at. Hardware is something you kick."

4: Life is a tornado and I'm just the cow being spun around for cinematic value.

3: I've just taken over from the guy who's made insoles for the local clown school for 30 years. Big shoes to fill.