Dirty rainclouds dumped muddy rain on my car overnight. Car washes are closed under stage 4. Just shampooed the car. Diluted hair shampoo in water, added to household spray bottle & covered the dirty surface with a soapy mist, allowed to dry. (Not long in this wind) Then used a medium water jet from the garden hose to spread the suds over the surface & loosen the dirt. Finished off with a wide-angle spray to remove the suds/dirt.
Quite an effective process.
I wanted an optometrist from the Alaskan islands, but I got an optical Aleutian.
He had a photographic memory, but was never developed.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
The best way to communicate with the fishes is to drop them a line.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
She was only a whiskey-maker's daughter,
but he loved her still.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but he broke it off!
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A gossip is someone with
a great sense of rumour.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Rubber bands were confiscated from algebra
class as weapons of math disruption.
The invisible man married the invisible woman, but their kids were nothing to look at either.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Energizer Bunny arrested:
charged with battery.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Shotgun wedding:
A case of wife or death.
When two egotists meet,
it's an I for an I.
Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.
A skunk fell in the river and
stank to the bottom.
Acupuncture is jab well done.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Mac, iOS, Android user. Tea & cheese nut. Grumpy. Into working out, staying fit, eating healthy & lying. Covid status: 4 x vax. Immunocompromised.