2: I love how the Earth rotates... It really makes my day.

1: It's Jamaican Hairstyle Day tomorrow.
I'm dreading it.

4: I keep taking photos of myself beside boiling kettles.
I have selfie steam issues.

3: I don't understand why people use fractions instead
of decimals

It's pointless!

@th3j35t3r Dang. I was playing that song in the car just 10 minutes ago.

Today in the pub I ate a ploughman’s lunch.

He wasn’t happy…

2: Sometimes I read a text and think, what a psycho.
Then I press send.

1: I went to the bathroom without my phone... Just like my ancestors used to.

4: I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

3: My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect And for that I am eternally grapefruit.

2: I saw a programme about how pickles are prepared.

It was jarring.

1: The fish shop is selling half price flat fish.

Cheap skates.

4: Heating costs are rising.
Chimneys are through the roof!

3: The Himalayan Sasquatch is often misidentified.

Yeti carries on.

The more you weigh, the harder is is for you to be kidnapped.

Stay safe and eat cake.

2: My neighbour puts manure on his rhubarb.
I prefer custard.

1: I learned how to make desserts at Sundae School.

4: My friend used to always say "Pints! Litres! Gallons!".
That spoke volumes.

3: Cows have hooves because they lactose.

I had a shower this morning, hobbled into the rainromm using a crutch. With that duty done I headed back to the bedroom to get dressed. With that done I looked for the crutch. Nowhere to be seen. I had managed to walk the 8 metres from the rainroom to the bed without remembering that I should be using it.

@stueytheround I’ve had better…

@stueytheround Doubt it, tyranny of distance but thanks for the offer.

Tomorrow was going to be another Men's Shed day,
where l'd have support from friends but there'll be no
electrical power at the venue so that's no go.
Maybe instead I can do two batches of physio exercises, one in the morning and one in the
afternoon to compensate for skipping them today.

Maybe.

I should do my physio exercises for today but
depression, pain and extreme anxiety are making it
impossible once again. I'm crying again and I haven't
slept well over the last two nights. I can't envisage
much sleep tonight either. I'm dehydrated, not hungry
and not fucking caring at all. Fuck the world.

I refuelled my car today. For the first time since February 20th.

Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43 though his rival Fahrenheit was
convinced he was 109...

Did you know the actor Yul
Brynner was a life long
Liverpool fan and he never wore aftershave in his life.

That's right

Yul never wore cologne.

@MidnightRider In a way, he has beaten Bruce Lee: he's still alive.