2: No more celebrity worship. We should be engaging in celebrity sacrifice. It has reality TV written all over it. And there would be iterative spinoffs like Celebrity Sacrifice: Internet Influencer. Think about it.
Open the series with a bang. "This week we're killing Ricky Gervais, & all of the Kardashians!"

1: I know my phone has more computing power than what got us to the moon. But, if autocorrect was
piloting that spacecraft, there'd be three corpses
halfway to Alpha Centauri right now.