Wondered why I was about to lose my job as a waiter at an Italian restaurant, and then the penne dropped.
Because toots are so short, accurate spelling is vital. There’s very little margarine for error.
Seven of us having dinner tonight. As a lockdown contingency, if it runs past midnight we’ll turn it into an impromptu murder mystery party.
Counting Crows is the most dangerous band in the world, because every time they get above one there's a murder.