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If you get it...

* chef's kiss *

The expression on Dave's face, looks like Charles Barkley just grabbed his ass.

Good morning CoSo

OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥

Ą̷͇̀l̵̩̓̕l̸̩͘ ̸̭̪̈́ť̷̝̍̆h̶̡̛̰̯̏͌a̷͕̞͋̂t̵̩͙͑̈́͝'̵̛̍́ͅͅş̴̬̱͝ ̷̗̊͠l̵͚̕͠ē̸̻͓̐͝f̷̧͙̀̑͝t̶͓̓͊̚ ̶̜̱̓͌́a̴͉͊r̶̡̩͛̀é̵̦̞͕ ̶̮̾ṫ̷̡͈̍ḧ̸̛͍́̊e̴̫̅ş̶̥̰̓e̴̟̪͌͂̇ ̷̞̅͊̚h̷̰͕͈͂e̶̡̹̜̚ŗ̸̗͈̾̇e̴̩̍͐ ̷̪͉̩̀a̵̡̱̐͑͝s̴͎͖̈́h̸͈͌́͜e̴͕̝̐̌ś̶͓̆ͅ.̵̩̉ ̵̱͊͑̀

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Apparently she knows damn well that she's trash. #caturday

You know you laughed, don't lie.

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It's just 🤡 all the way down.

The thing I don't get about the whole UFO issue is if there really were extraterrestrials visiting our planet, they would either want us to know or they wouldn't, and there would be nothing we could do about it. Also, they crashed? Why? They're technologically advanced enough to travel interstellar space yet can't handle themselves in our atmosphere and against our primitive technology?! It's more likely this whole thing is a distraction.

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We accept the gift of your body's moisture...

They offer a lower price than GI Joe cable & internet.

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The human species will have to find a way to adapt to climate change.

Humans: