Trump will be leaving Mar-a-Lago Monday at 12 noon, heading to Trump Tower in New York. On Tuesday morning will surrender to face felony charges Dano. Then proceed to court to learn the charges and plead ‘not guilty,’ seeking to dismiss the case. The judge will then say Nope Absoulty Not

When I was young, my mother would recite a nursery rhyme to us that featured two little birds. She used to smoke Paul Mall cigarettes, which had a blue 20 class stamp on the pack. She would tear off the stamp, moisten it, and place it on her finger, alternating fingers to create the illusion that the blue stamp was vanishing. , she would recite the rhyme:
"Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall, one named Peter, one named Paul. Fly away Peter, fly away Paul. Come back Peter, come back Paul."

Elon Musk said today was going to be #BlueCheckApocalypse, Common Folks It's #AprilFoolsDay and it was his way of making all those who said they would not pay to look like they did. It was his safe way of testing it out in case they did not pay and him doing another stupid thing where his stock dropped by 50% again to 410 billion
#BlueCheckApocalypse

A gag order for Donald Trump is 'extremely likely' once he's before a judge, legal expert says
https://www.businessinsider.com/gag-order-donald-trump-extremely-likely-indictment-manhattan-2023-3

Dear Gym Jordan, April 1, 2023
This is a notice to cease and desist from interfering with our prosecution. There exists a separation of powers that you are about to cross. if I hear one more word out of your mouth you will be invited to spend time on our side. Your Mug can be complements of our department.
Alvin Brags

Do you think the justice Department will be able to fit Trump's ankle monitor over his brace lifts?
https://twitter.com/Normsmusic/status/1641946450929262592

My ex-wife was a dental hygienist and said that they could tell a person's proclivities in some patients by the discoloration at the back of their throat. I imagine that Clutching Pearls has a permanent Mushroom at the back of his.

Churches in the southern state have noticed that church donations are drying up as parishioners send all their money to the Orange Abyss. known by physicists as an Orange Hole. In Spanish #NaranjaPendejo

When Republican get done banning books they may begin banning the abacus not because they are against math but because they feel personally threatened and are tired of people moving small balls around.

Drugs for Guns
Gun violence recently surpassed car accidents as the leading cause of death for American children. It is safer for children not to die of Gun Violence In Mexico because you can't get a gun. The only people who have guns in Mexico are the cartel, that trades us drugs for Guns

Make America Great Again Rally in Waco, TX!
Just saying, Nine Bradley Fighting Vehicles

Trump thinks the rule of law is his Piñata

Fifteen years up the Erie Canal or it seemed like it that my wife and I searched for my 2nd Great Paternal Grandfather. My wife has completed 10 Ancestry for friends, spent years in night school, and went to Saltlake searching for Morman documents. Finally, I feel like Finding your Roots. By using a combination of 23andme DNA and Ancestry in the last 24 hours I was able to finally make the connection beyond just my grandfather. Move wordle, DNA clues come in 5 year increments

Put your foot up higher Mam, Higer I need to measure your last.

Eileen
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Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

God, I had to risk life and limb to get a Covid booster today with my wife. I Dove a mile to Safeway, walked back to the pharmacy filled out the form sat down, and got a sixth shot the 5th booster of Moderna 2nd Bivalent. No wait & best of all it was free. I have now been suffering from a fever of 97.8deg for the last 3 years and not even a sniffle. Some people have dogs and cats I have my masks, kind of like Linus & his blanket. downside to this story, no one thanks you for not infecting them.

When Donald Trump is indicted, he will be offered the opportunity to self-surrender, being accompanied by his social service, where he has to come and be booked.
This means he will be processed & his fingerprints and a mugshot taken.
Stephany Ruhle to Barbara McQuade. Wait, you are going to have to say that one more time “What Would Happen”?
He would be required to appear for an arraignment in court and when he appears he would be booked, fingerprinted, and mugshot before he appears in court.

A Native American chief at the Canadian Rockies, 1938

Kari on, my wayward wind
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your restless lies to rest
Don't you cry no more
Once you rise above his pointless lies
Just to curry on the outward bound`

I was soaring high
But I flew too high
Though my eyes could see, I still was blind
Though my mind could think, I still sucked up to him
Made me a slave to his lying ways
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming

I can hear them say
Kari on, the wayward wind

Tucker Carlson, Why do I hate Adolf Hitler so much?

It is worth asking yourself since it is getting pretty serious. What is this really about? Why do I hate Adolf Hitler so much? Has Adolf Hitler ever called me a racist? Has he threatened to get me fired for disagreeing with him? Has he shipped every middle-class job in my town to Germany? Does he eat dogs? These are fair questions, and the answer to all of them is no. Adolf Hitler didn't do any of that.