Churches in the southern state have noticed that church donations are drying up as parishioners send all their money to the Orange Abyss. known by physicists as an Orange Hole. In Spanish #NaranjaPendejo
Or, borrowing a term from the movie Thor: Ragnarok, the Devil's Anus!
@normsmusic Which tells you all you need to know about southern churches...
@normsmusic As a Christian all I can say is 'good'. Those places claiming to be churches aren't really churches if their parishioners all worship Donald Trump.
@normsmusic "There's a sucker born every minute."
(P.T. Barnum)