When your brother wants to play, but you're tired after consuming soooo many chunks of canned tuna... π
"Please ensure you are prepared for our 6am meal, however. Tardiness will NOT be tolerated."
"You have already fed us our midnight snack; of what further use to us are you...?"
Stickers, coming to screwdrivers, socket sets, and tanks of propane at your nearest #DMV hardware store
"Hello, ASPCA? I would like to lodge a formal complaint regarding animal abuse. First, the human has an annoying tendency to kiss me on the top of the head, which I find immensely irritating; second, it's been nearly SIX WHOLE HOURS since I was last fed. Please send someone over for a wellness check."
*me telling my cats a half-hour before their midnight snack how I NEVER feed cats - it's strictly against my religion, and I just don't believe in doing so*
"Your unwillingness to feed me early angers me greatly, so i shall sit next to you & glare at you until an appropriate amount of food is provided."
Fiat justitia ruat caelum