I would like to suggest an addition to the Cat Chonk Chart, just past the "OH LAWD HE COMIN".
The unit of measurement could be called a "Singha".
Per his last vet visit, he was down to 16lbs.
Once he hits full bowling-ball status, far as I'm concerned, he's three (3) fucktons worth of cat.
You ever had a bowling ball tossed on your chest while you sleep?
Well, that's what HE feels like. Jumping on my chest because he's gone a WHOLE FIVE HOURS without fewd 🙄
I suspect he's secretly just trying to stop my heart so he can tuck in before my body grows cold.
@netspionage Perhaps you should learn to sleep on your stomach?
That *would* make it easier for him to rupture or crush my kidneys and back ribs, true... 🤔
Well, no offense, however, to quote a lesser-known Melville character, "I would prefer not to." 😁
@netspionage do the Geisha thing and tie a pillow to your back?
Eh, I think I'd be safer with some aramid-fiber body armor; you know, the kind that takes ceramic plates? 😹