"Hello, ASPCA? I would like to lodge a formal complaint regarding animal abuse. First, the human has an annoying tendency to kiss me on the top of the head, which I find immensely irritating; second, it's been nearly SIX WHOLE HOURS since I was last fed. Please send someone over for a wellness check."
@netspionage you're about to get a smackdown. 😼
He gets very upset when I kiss him on the head; he blinks his eyes very angrily at me, tends to meow at me more, amd I can hear a faint rumbling growl deep in his throat, so I'm positive it annoys him 😹
But seriously though, he's got a case of Resting Bitch/Asshole Face - he usually looks either faintly alarmed or extremely pissed off whenever I manage to get a pic of him looking into the camera.
Now he's licking my arm in an *extremely* aggressive fashion. He will likely continue to do so until either
-he rasps the flesh off my bones, or
-he gets fed lunch
@netspionage why does this human refuse to listen to me?